I am so embarrassed. I did something stupid that embarrassed me so much that I have to write about my feelings, but I can’t tell you what the thing was, because the thing was too embarrassing to tell you about.
I. am. MORTIFIED.
How could I have been so stupid?
I must save the internet from any random acts of stupidity that I might commit in the future!
I can’t be online! I can’t answer email! I can’t tweet! I can’t post on a blog! I can’t research the life of Clyfford Still!
And I can’t fucking paint, either!