I know you.
You’re looking to go off the beaten path. You’re looking for mystery. Adventure. You want to discover fascinating unknown places not listed in guidebooks. You’re a TRAVELLER who sneers at mere tourists.
You thought you’d go to Moldova, because nobody really goes there and that must make it an interesting place. Right? You’ll regale your envious friends with tales about your wild times in a place they’ve never heard of.
Before you buy your ticket, take a moment to read about just why nobody ever goes to Moldova.
You’ve heard of Transnistria, the country that doesn’t exist.
Moldova, the country that Transnistria has seperated from, at least in its own mind, has a similar if slightly different existential problem: it technically exists but its capital, Chisinau, has no reason to exist. You have no reason to come here, except to take some form of transport to someplace worth going.
Come to Chisinau and treat yourself to spectacular sights like:
- Brutalist architecture!
- Betting parlors!
- Orthodox churches!
- Crumbling buildings!
- A shiny new mall that’s just as hideous and overpriced as a Western mall, even though Moldova is the poorest country in Europe!
- Tacky advertising everywhere!
- Grimy buses coughing out diesel fumes!
- Filthy cars coughing out exhaust!
To be fair, people were pretty nice. A lot nicer than in Romania. And out in the country there’s some pleasant scenery, though nothing dramatic. It’s just the overwhelming awareness that there’s nothing special about Moldova and no reason to visit here. Believe me. I looked for a reason. I couldn’t find one.
Oh wait, here’s one:
It’s on the way from Odessa to Romania, if for some reason you want to go to Romania.
I stayed at the Chisinau Hostel, a nice modern building, friendly staff, etc. but I absolutely hated the beds. They are hard plastic-coated mattresses and even the lower bunks have BARS on the sides. Non-adjustable bars. They don’t look insurmountable in the pictures, but believe you me, crawling into your bed is quite difficult without bruising yourself. And then you lie there feeling imprisoned. When you want to get out, you have to contort yourself like a pole vaulter and you end up bruising yourself all over again. Just unnecessary, and unfortunate because otherwise the hostel is pretty good and nicer than it looks in the pictures.
To get out of Chisinau by bus, you have to cab it to the Southern Bus Station, inconveniently located far from anywhere else and off the public transport routes to be as annoying to tourists as possible. You’ll have to search for your bus, because no one will tell you where it is. (Platform 13 is the bus to Brasov, in case you’re going there.)
A bus to Brasov (Romania) costs 190 Moldovan lei, or about $17.
Great post, I’m sorry to hear Chisaneau is so ugly and awful. Not because I have a personal investment or anything, but I get mad when places aren’t taken care of properly. I wonder if it was ever nice or at least half-way decent.
Love the penguin poster. Which reminds me, I do get the notifications of the ‘penguins’ you give me. But I can’t ever find you on that site to return the favor or at least to even acknowledge that I appreciate your penguin gifts, lol.
Anyway, I just wanted to let you know I do appreciate the penguins.
Have a great day! 🙂
Penguin gifts? I am completely lost. It must be the heatstroke.
Chisinau – I feel a bit sorry for it. The Moldovans are too poor to make it any better than it is. They’re mostly nice people though. Romania, on the other hand…but you’ll see when I do the Romania post. It will be dire.
Haha. On Klout, you’ve been giving me +K in Penguins. At least, that’s what the people on Klout tell me.
Oh! Now I remember.
You should be able to find me at http://www.klout.com/mkhajdin , but I see now that going directly to that link makes Klout demand that you log in with Facebook. Weird for me because I don’t even have Facebook. WTF.
[Abusive language removed. Try reading my comments policy before leaving a comment. My policy is “Don’t be an asshole”, and yes, that includes you.]
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When one sees a comments section they assume that discussion is open and encouraged, but your blog is apparently just a place for you to broadcast your obnoxious opinions, and be cheered on by your handful of groupies. Moderating 1 or fewer on average comments per day takes about 30 seconds. Adding one comment and ‘clogging up’ your queue of zero to 1 comments hardly makes it a full-time job. A provocative blogger who allows discussion is helping things regardless of the merits of his views. If you continue censoring your comments, especially on articles that attack entire countries and are bound to attract at least mild criticism, people will just think you are a blogger with no audience except a tiny number of cheerleaders/real-world friends who obligatorily comment on each post, and are not likely to tune in in the future. Your loss; but it’s just pathetic.
And regarding my so-called abusive language, I don’t normally talk like that, but when someone demonstrates such a low level of nuanced understanding and respect for other people, I don’t really feel the need to extend any courtesy. It’s this new generation of people who won’t say a peep in real life because they know it would have consequences, but then talk big on the internet