I was talking with Daniel Swensen, who is the funniest guy in the world and who also has a fantasy novel coming out called Orison. We are both mystified by the workings of Klout. Our search for the truth about social media led us into a dark, ominous, disturbingly amusing carnival of the damned.
@surlymuse Seriously! James Franco? WTF was that about? Also, it thinks I know something about graffiti.
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M.K. Hajdin (@mkhajdin) July 19, 2012
@surlymuse And now I can't stop thinking about THIS: youtu.be/AR3q0IrpWlM
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M.K. Hajdin (@mkhajdin) July 19, 2012@surlymuse I'll get @richardjobson right on it.
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M.K. Hajdin (@mkhajdin) July 19, 2012@surlymuse They will be dark, tormented, violent clowns searching for redemption. In cars. @richardjobson
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M.K. Hajdin (@mkhajdin) July 19, 2012@surlymuse That was probably a bad idea. It'll be so out of context nobody will understand its brilliance. Also, forgot @numanofficial
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M.K. Hajdin (@mkhajdin) July 19, 2012
These guys could probably use the work
Now that it’s been saved here on my blog for posterity, this idea of lunatic brilliance will be preserved for future generations!
Oh, world. You are so welcome.
I should not forget to mention that both Richard Jobson and Gary Numan and even Katzenjammer have websites that you can visit and make this senseless blog post MEAN something.
Exiled Stardust 
Haha, wow. In the world, even. I don’t know about that, but this cheered me up tremendously on a day when I really needed it. Thank you.
You’re welcome. If only I could spread random cheer and senselessness all over the internet EVERY day. Oh wait. I do.