My spam filter has been clogged with much hilarity lately. I just had to share some with you, internet.
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Let’s meet our spammers for August!
Many of them are from Brazil, for some reason.

From Retrotisements – check this site out
hi!,I like your writing so much! share we communicate more about your post on AOL? I require an expert on this area to solve my problem. Maybe that’s you! Looking forward to see you. *tangled web of spam links*
Me: Okay, but there’ll be an extra charge for house calls in AoHell.