Best of the Spam Filter, November 2012

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Everybody’s saying Spam!   Source

No Grandmothers Allowed

This does not mean, necessarily, letting down your guard and pouring your heart out about how much you love your grandmother. There is a way to show personality while keeping things professional.

YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

Vague Compliments

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with what?  

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Gillian Ayres will surely be grateful for your efforts. How do you plan to pass this information?  Are you really good at Pictionary?

someday i will have a blog like yours.  — Comment left here.

That’s right.  Aim high!

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those mean and dirty designs just weren’t doing it for me.

thanks friend.

I found this one kind of endearing.

Long-winded Manipulative Comments

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Whaddaya mean?  I always take care of it up!   I’m deeply offended that you would imply otherwise!

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Boring SEO spam

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Diet spam:  Less fat, more gibberish

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I can’t get enough of working the buttock, can you?

Suicidal Spammer

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Dumb questions

i don’t understand your line of thought. could you make it clearer please?  Comment left on this.

Sure!  WOMEN, THE MAKERS OF SKYFALL HATE YOU!

Spam Fortified with Extra Irony

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How many of those does he think I’ve got?

Spam laced with LSD:

When our dog became very ill and later tested positive for feline leukemia. Better yet, buy a ticket to a groomer.

But people keep talking on their cell phones all the way through the grooming.

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