There are only two kinds of people:
- those who are annoying on Twitter
- those who aren’t
Of course this doesn’t account for people who are not on Twitter, but I find myself speculating about whether random people I meet in real life would be annoying on Twitter or not, and because I’m cynical, conclude that most of them probably would be.
I’m probably annoying on Twitter too.
And I’m doubly annoying for writing this. I was supposed to give you answers, dammit. Not just make you aware of the infinite annoyingness of human nature.*
I’m sorry.*But just think of the possibilities if we could ever harness it as an alternative energy source