Because we all love stories about people behaving badly:
Postal tracking shows the (rolled) painting has arrived at the office of Ungrateful Oik. Although I emailed him instructions for unrolling and mounting the artwork, he has not replied nor has he bothered to thank me for this gift, worth over 1500 pounds British sterling.
The painting was made to his specifications about size, colors, et cetera and he had said before (back when he was speaking to me) that he absolutely loved it.
I’ve seen him online, tweeting to other people, but ignoring me.
He’s a public figure. I’m tempted to reveal his name. Oik.
(Edited to add: I did reveal it. Here’s the entire story.)