“Stop taking things so personally!”

When people tell me to stop taking things so personally, I tell them:

I take everything personally.  Because I am a person.

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"Crash Landing on Distant Planet", yet another painting reject

Happy Effing Holidays

Nothing in my house is nearly interesting enough to make a Christmas card, so this will have to do.

I vandalized an innocent picture taken by my twitter pal Richard Jobson, who is still smoking hot after all these years.

This I do for you, dear readers, because I really care.