More Spam Poetry: “Gems in Your Walk”

Ah, the spam comments in my inbox, they are pure comedy gold.

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agree heavy! You hurt to begin hunt for diverse, new trends and stick with a hour nonindulgent poker
hand of trendy spectacles can be a bully tip to leave what those are when you’re
constituent an obstruction track can jewellery design amend you can get the
go-to-meeting items for liberate. They should impress simultaneously.
While your attainment record book accounts, see how to
clothes a miniscule power tool. With these tips, or all of the intelligence trends and limb to it.
hold out your gems change in your walk.

 

This should impress simulataneously.  I’m sure you agree heavy.

Spam of the Day

Because this was just too good to keep to myself.

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While your attainment record book accounts, see how to
clothes a miniscule power tool. With these tips, or all of the intelligence trends and limb to it.
hold out your gems change in your walk.

I’ll hold out my gems and change my walk.  That should impress simultaneously.

Best of the Spam Filter, June 2013

Mmmm. Spam ‘n’ beans.

Last time I did a post about the wacky and wonderful spam I get, it all seemed to be coming from Brazil.  Now all the links seem to be Polish.

Best of the Spam Filter, August 2012

My spam filter has been clogged with much hilarity lately.  I just had to share some with you,  internet.

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Let’s meet our spammers for August! 

Many of them are from Brazil, for some reason.

From Retrotisements – check this site out

hi!,I like your writing so much! share we communicate more about your post on AOL? I require an expert on this area to solve my problem. Maybe that’s you! Looking forward to see you. *tangled web of spam links*

Me: Okay, but there’ll be an extra charge for house calls in AoHell.

In which I am shunned

Yoko's Revenge

 

It’s begun.

My anti-Yoko beliefs have enraged the world.

I am  cast out of the ranks of respectable humanity.  Not by a flood of hate mails, but by stony silence.  That’s right.  I’m being shunned.

I might as well wear a scarlet Y.

For the record, I don’t hate Yoko.  I just hate SPAM.