..because I still got snark left and I don’t know when to quit.
Inappropriate Joke Time:
Dick Cheney, Dr. Evil, and Hitler’s ghost are all sitting around a big table in Cheney’s war room, outlining their plans for total world destruction.
(Yeah, I know Cheney is officially out of office, but he’s still secretly pulling the American government’s puppetstrings from his secret underground bunker)
Cheney and Dr. Evil are tweeting orders to their henchmen via their cell phones and Hitler’s ghost is sending tweets to some white supremacist dumbasses through an ouija board.
When on their Twitter timelines, mysterious and powerful words suddenly appear! Only they can’t read those words, because they’re in Albanian.