I can’t feel my lips.
I can barely find the keys on the keyboard.
This is how it happened.
I went downstairs to give the dog the Christmas bone I bought for him. He didn’t want to take it at first. Finally he did but I don’t know what he did with it, probably hid it somewhere.
My landlady was outside, gathering firewood or something. So I say to her, “Vesel Bozic”, which means Merry Christmas. She says back to me, “Enako” (you too) and a bunch of other stuff I don’t understand.
She comes up the steps and basically I am kidnapped. Again.