My spam filter has been clogged with much hilarity lately. I just had to share some with you, internet.
Let’s meet our spammers for August!
Many of them are from Brazil, for some reason.
hi!,I like your writing so much! share we communicate more about your post on AOL? I require an expert on this area to solve my problem. Maybe that’s you! Looking forward to see you. *tangled web of spam links*
Me: Okay, but there’ll be an extra charge for house calls in AoHell.
truly admire the work you are doing. i follow your articles and love what you have to say. you’ve already made a difference. *5 spam links from Brazil*
I work fast.
yeah i really liked reading this article *spam links from Brazil*
yeah, i totally agree with you. *bunch more spam links from Brazil*
Brazilian spammers are really friendly!
you are definitely a great writer, i will follow you. *6 spam links from Brazil*
To the ends of the earth?
(Brazilian spambot seems a bit on the stalky side)
This is very interesting, You are a very professional blogger. I’ve joined your feed and look ahead to in quest of more of your fantastic post.
A quest! Awesome! How much experience points will I get? How about gold and/or magic weapons? I’m a level 9 Paladin, by the way.
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I am probably grateful for the beautiful price of your spam.
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AM I sure of the supply? OH GOD NO. Maybe being so intelligent isn’t enough! Without being sufficiently neatly preferred, how can life have any meaning?
What i do not realize is in reality how you are no longer actually a lot more smartly-liked than you may be now.
*more existential crisis*
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Always handle it up is going to be my new motto.
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Are you pondering what I’m pondering, Pinky?
I do believe all of the ideas you have introduced on your post. They’re really convincing and can certainly work. Nonetheless, the posts are very short for beginners. May you please prolong them a bit from subsequent time? Thanks for the post.
Everybody’s a backseat blogger these days.
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I totally won the Genial Style and Design Blog Award. Twice. Oops, I was supposed to make that a humblebrag.
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Glad I was able to aid you out. I will proceed my writing now.
Lucky me I found your site unintentionally, and I’m stunned why this twist of fate did not came about in advance!
Wouldn’t you know it? Just when I take a break from fate-twisting, somebody comes along looking for a site to spam. It’s like serendipity or something.
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My cariacature is attractive? My authored material stylish? . I bet you say that to all the blogs you spam.
My relatives always say that I am killing my time here at web, except I know I am getting know-how daily by reading such pleasant articles.
You and me both, spambot!
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If you can’t get enough of funny spam, check out this blog post by fellow artist Franziska San Pedro.