Best of the Spam Filter, August 2012

My spam filter has been clogged with much hilarity lately.  I just had to share some with you,  internet.

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Let’s meet our spammers for August! 

Many of them are from Brazil, for some reason.

From Retrotisements – check this site out

hi!,I like your writing so much! share we communicate more about your post on AOL? I require an expert on this area to solve my problem. Maybe that’s you! Looking forward to see you. *tangled web of spam links*

Me: Okay, but there’ll be an extra charge for house calls in AoHell.

truly admire the work you are doing. i follow your articles and love what you have to say. you’ve already made a difference. *5 spam links from Brazil*

I work fast.

yeah i really liked reading this article *spam links from Brazil*

yeah, i totally agree with you.  *bunch more spam links from Brazil*

Brazilian spammers are really friendly!

you are definitely a great writer, i will follow you. *6 spam links from Brazil*

To the ends of the earth?

(Brazilian spambot seems a bit on the stalky side)

A match made in hell. From Vintage Ad Browser.

This is very interesting, You are a very professional blogger. I’ve joined your feed and look ahead to in quest of more of your fantastic post.

A quest! Awesome!  How much experience points will I get?  How about gold and/or magic weapons? I’m a level 9 Paladin, by the way.

I have been surfing online more than 3 hours as of late, yet I by no means discovered any fascinating article like yours. It’s beautiful price sufficient for me. In my opinion, if all webmasters and bloggers made excellent content as you probably did, the net will likely be a lot more helpful than ever before.

I am probably grateful for the beautiful price of your spam.

Spam flavored macadamia nuts. SRSLY.

Thanks , I have recently been looking for information about this topic for ages and yours is the greatest I’ve found out till now. However, what in regards to the conclusion? Are you sure concerning the supply?|What i don’t realize is in truth how you are no longer actually much more neatly-preferred than you may be right now. You are so intelligent.

AM I sure of the supply? OH GOD NO.  Maybe being so intelligent isn’t enough! Without being sufficiently neatly preferred, how can life have any meaning?

*existential crisis*

What i do not realize is in reality how you are no longer actually a lot more smartly-liked than you may be now.

*more existential crisis*

You realize therefore significantly in the case of this matter, made me personally consider it from numerous numerous angles. Its like women and men aren’t involved unless it’s something to accomplish with Lady [popstar name redacted]! Your personal stuffs excellent. Always handle it up!

Always handle it up is going to be my new motto.

hey there and thanks for your info ? I’ve definitely picked up anything new from right here. I did however expertise some technical issues the usage of this web site, as I skilled to reload the website lots of instances previous to I may just get it to load properly. I were pondering if your web hosting is OK?

Are you pondering what I’m pondering, Pinky?

Drawing by Shahrezad at DeviantART.

I do believe all of the ideas you have introduced on your post. They’re really convincing and can certainly work. Nonetheless, the posts are very short for beginners. May you please prolong them a bit from subsequent time? Thanks for the post.

Everybody’s a backseat blogger these days.

I think other website proprietors should take this website as an model, very clean and magnificent user genial style and design, as well as the content. You are an expert in this topic!

I totally won the Genial Style and Design Blog Award. Twice.  Oops, I was supposed to make that a humblebrag.

Vintage Emergency Spam

Great submit, very informative. I wonder why the opposite specialists of this sector do not understand this. You should proceed your writing. I am confident, you have a great readers’ base already!|What’s Happening i am new to this, I stumbled upon this I have discovered It positively helpful and it has aided me out loads. I hope to contribute & help different customers like its helped me. Good job.

Glad I was able to aid you out.  I will proceed my writing now.

Lucky me I found your site unintentionally, and I’m stunned why this twist of fate did not came about in advance!

Wouldn’t you know it?  Just when I take a break from fate-twisting, somebody comes along looking for a site to spam. It’s like serendipity or something.

More spamular wrongness at Vintage Ad Browser

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I liked up to you’ll receive carried out proper here. The caricature is attractive, your authored material stylish. however, you command get bought an shakiness over that you want be delivering the following. unwell surely come further in the past again since precisely the similar nearly a lot frequently inside of case you defend this increase.

My cariacature is attractive?  My authored material stylish?  . I bet you say that to all the blogs you spam.

My relatives always say that I am killing my time here at web, except I know I am getting know-how daily by reading such pleasant articles.

You and me both, spambot!

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Morbid curiosity devouring your soul about what those spam-flavored macadamia nuts must taste like?  Click here for the gory details.

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If you can’t get enough of funny spam, check out this blog post by fellow artist Franziska San Pedro.